I've seen it all and done it all. I keep my black book handy at all times and avoid anyone with fake hair. Black book's outta use, got me a fine chick named Kaya. Kale Morrow.


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--bitcheslovepandas whispered, "Play nice!"

FUCK EVERYONE. 

*BROODS*


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--bitcheslovepandas whispered, "By the way, watch your step, boo."

What? I’m no - MOTHERFUCKER OW WHO EVEN I WILL MURDERTANK SOMEONE.


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--bitcheslovepandas whispered, "You have cute ass dimples. Bye."

You have cute penis lines. Bye.


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--bitcheslovepandas whispered, "I love you, sleep tight okay? And it's kinda cold so cuddle up."

Sweet dreams and cuddle up, baby.


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--bitcheslovepandas whispered, "Would there be any other reason why?"

You’re cheeky today. Your wish is my command~


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--bitcheslovepandas whispered, "Do me a favor and take showers at MY place more often."

Why, so you can hide the towels from me again?


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--bitcheslovepandas whispered, "Neither. Kiss me?"


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