That I Shall Say Goodnight
I've seen it all and done it all. I keep my black book handy at all times and avoid anyone with fake hair. Black book's outta use, got me a fine man named Brendon McCallister. We're raising Abigail together. Like men. Kale Morrow.

Guess who’s at your doorstep,

asspins:

with a basket full of muffins!

My Gimli, finally paying attention to me. Hmph. 

1 year ago with 14 notes
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Unless you’re the pizza guy,

mister-blue-eyes:

tillitbemorrow:

mister-blue-eyes:

tillitbemorrow:

X, B, Y. Where do you hack at? COME ON WHAT IS THIS NO I CAN’T PLAY IT. FUCK.

You hack at the zombies, sexy genius. COME THE FUCK ON, IT AIN’T EVEN THAT HARD. YOU AIM AND SHOOT, LIKE YOU DO TO ME ;)

LET ME AIM AND SHOOT AT YOU NOW ;)

DROP THE CONTROLLER AND C’MERE.

MMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Unless you’re the pizza guy,

mister-blue-eyes:

tillitbemorrow:

X, B, Y. Where do you hack at? COME ON WHAT IS THIS NO I CAN’T PLAY IT. FUCK.

You hack at the zombies, sexy genius. COME THE FUCK ON, IT AIN’T EVEN THAT HARD. YOU AIM AND SHOOT, LIKE YOU DO TO ME ;)

LET ME AIM AND SHOOT AT YOU NOW ;)

Unless you’re the pizza guy,

mister-blue-eyes:

tillitbemorrow:

mister-blue-eyes:

tillitbemorrow:

You better get on your knees for me, this pizza was 20 bucks. What game is this, anyway? Gay for pay? I’ll give you a punch for that hunch.

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I’ll get on my knees for you anytime ;) And uhhh, s’Lollipop Chainsaw. I bought it at the store for like, 10 bucks, wanna play? 

Yeah? Do it. You’ll have to show me, I don’t do video games really well. Evan used to make fun of me for it, because he’s a dick.

After I pass this boss. Oh, c’mon, video games are cool if you play them chill enough. FUCK, DAMMIT, ALMOST DIED. Okay, ‘ere, lemme show you how to work it. X to attack, B to kick. And Y for special move.

X, B, Y. Where do you hack at? COME ON WHAT IS THIS NO I CAN’T PLAY IT. FUCK.

Unless you’re the pizza guy,

mister-blue-eyes:

tillitbemorrow:

You better get on your knees for me, this pizza was 20 bucks. What game is this, anyway? Gay for pay? I’ll give you a punch for that hunch.

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I’ll get on my knees for you anytime ;) And uhhh, s’Lollipop Chainsaw. I bought it at the store for like, 10 bucks, wanna play? 

Yeah? Do it. You’ll have to show me, I don’t do video games really well. Evan used to make fun of me for it, because he’s a dick.

Unless you’re the pizza guy,

mister-blue-eyes:

tillitbemorrow:

I haven’t seen you in weeks and thats what I get, hm? nice. It’s alright. How’ve you been?

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Well, ‘course I owe you a hug and a blowjob, eh. I’ve been great, kinda cooped up though.. my own fault. Steady obsessed with this game. You? Still gay for pay? 

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You better get on your knees for me, this pizza was 20 bucks. What game is this, anyway? Gay for pay? I’ll give you a punch for that hunch.

Unless you’re the pizza guy,

mister-blue-eyes:

tillitbemorrow:

mister-blue-eyes:

get the fuck out.

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I come bearing pizza and dick. Get on my level, McCallister.

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Come on in, big guy. How’s it goin’?

I haven’t seen you in weeks and thats what I get, hm? nice. It’s alright. How’ve you been?

Unless you’re the pizza guy,

mister-blue-eyes:

get the fuck out.

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I come bearing pizza and dick. Get on my level, McCallister.

Text: R. Kaley

Kale: LETS GO GET HIM
Kale: SKIN HIM ALIVE
Kale: MAKE HIM EAT HIS OWN DICK
Brendon: he's actually pretty hot though...
Kale: Ew.

Text: R. Kaley

Kale: LETS GO GET HIM
Kale: SKIN HIM ALIVE
Kale: MAKE HIM EAT HIS OWN DICK